Lemon Meringue Pie
"How to Make Yourself a Hand-Turkey"

I wanted to make myself a hand turkey and decided just to wing it!

Happy Thanksgiving!

((I miss you all so much;;))

((Unfortunately, this means a hiatus! I’m quite busy. So busy, that this is an actual book cover, not my work, creds to the Herman Parish and Lynn Sweat! I actually own this book, y’know… DON’T SUE ME, I BEG.))
((I’ll be back before the end of the month; I’m just starting high school, so bear with me! I hope you’ll keep supporting me, but for all the fun times I’ve had, I thank you dearly! I LOVE YOU ALL! Bye bye, summer…))
-Amelia Bedelia
((And OOC.))

((Unfortunately, this means a hiatus! I’m quite busy. So busy, that this is an actual book cover, not my work, creds to the Herman Parish and Lynn Sweat! I actually own this book, y’know… DON’T SUE ME, I BEG.))

((I’ll be back before the end of the month; I’m just starting high school, so bear with me! I hope you’ll keep supporting me, but for all the fun times I’ve had, I thank you dearly! I LOVE YOU ALL! Bye bye, summer…))

-Amelia Bedelia

((And OOC.))

renaeversusart:

Amelia Bedelia was my home girl.

renaeversusart:

Amelia Bedelia was my home girl.

People are always offering to give me a lift, but I’m a bit too heavy for people to be lifting and carrying around. That’s why I rely on people like crane operators to pick me up, especially in the dump! Thanks for all of your hard work, Tom!

((OOC: Hi guys I’m still alive but also dying doing silly things like this while it’s still summer))

((OOC: Hi guys I’m still alive but also dying doing silly things like this while it’s still summer))

I once found a kitten in the flower bed. At first I thought it was the clouds that were meowing, because Mrs. Rogers told me it was going to rain cats and dogs, but it was actually the smallest little kitten I had ever seen!

He had stripes, like a tiger, so I named him Tiger. I gave him milk, because he was really hungry.

I cannot give very good advice about kitten care, especially since I had never taken care of a cat before finding Tiger. I can tell you a couple of things that I’ve heard!

-Do not put a cat into a bag.
-If you do put a cat in a bag, you cannot let it out of it.
-Do not let cats near your mouth, because they are capable of taking your tongue. 
-Try your best to take good care of them, and do not worry if you make a mistake here or there; they have nine lives.

 I would love to keep a cat around the house… I should ask Mr. and Mrs. Rogers…

(Based off of Amelia Bedelia and the Cat by Herman Parish, illust. by Lynn Sweat)

astreetcarnamedthetardis:

why didn’t the people amelia bedelia worked for fire her

i mean she did so much crazy shit she’s got to be planning something

maybe she was purposefully taking everything literally in hopes that one day she’d burn the house or kill everyone but they always trusted her because she was so good at baking

but i know the truth. i know your secret, amelia bedelia

Pie, anyone? I added a special ingredient. :-]